And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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