I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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