One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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