So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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