very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
50% drunk capacity currently
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
