You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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