Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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