Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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