I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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