pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You can't just leave with hair like that
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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