OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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