i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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