Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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