im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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