Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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