i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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