This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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