Acid is not a monday night drug
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We need a shit load of segways right now
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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