How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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