So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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