I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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