IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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