Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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