Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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