she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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