I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My ass is underappreciated
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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