Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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