She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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