Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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