I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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