this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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