That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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