I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Holy shit dude........stairs
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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