Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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