you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Randomize
