Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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