nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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