I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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