Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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