So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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