Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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