***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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