did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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