wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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