Dual....:-)
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
