I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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