This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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