i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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