I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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