why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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