weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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