like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
A+ Viking dick
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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