there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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