yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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