It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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